Cosmic Chaos & You: Post-Eclipse – Inter-dimensional Shenanigans Thanks to CERN


Buckle up, DTLA cosmos playmates! This month’s horoscope brings a potent mix of celestial influences and… well, let’s just say …CERN Between the eclipse’s energy surge and the potential for inter-dimensional shenanigans, here’s a peek into what the stars (and maybe some rogue particles) have in store.

Aries (March 21 – April 19):

After the eclipse, Aries may feel a renewed sense of energy and drive. However, with CERN’s activities potentially opening portals to other dimensions, you may need to be cautious of unexpected disruptions. Stay grounded and focused on your goals while remaining open to new possibilities.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20):

Taurus, post-eclipse, may find themselves reflecting on their financial stability. With CERN’s experiments possibly affecting the fabric of reality, it’s essential to stay pragmatic and avoid impulsive financial decisions. Focus on building a secure foundation for the future.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20):

Communication becomes crucial for Gemini after the eclipse, especially with the potential dimensional shifts caused by CERN’s experiments. Keep conversations clear and honest to navigate any uncertainty in relationships or partnerships. Embrace flexibility and adaptability.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22):

Cancer, focusing on emotional well-being after the eclipse, may find comfort in nurturing familial bonds. With CERN’s activities possibly impacting other dimensions, creating a harmonious home environment becomes even more essential. Lean on loved ones for support.

Leo (July 23 – August 22):

Leo’s creative spark ignites post-eclipse, but with CERN’s experiments possibly altering reality, it’s vital to channel creativity responsibly. Embrace innovation while staying mindful of the potential consequences. Use your creativity to inspire positive change.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22):

Post-eclipse, Virgo’s attention turns to maintaining balance in their personal and professional lives. With CERN’s experiments potentially opening portals, you may feel a pull between different realities. Ground yourself in practicality and stay true to your values.

Libra (September 23 – October 22):

Libra, focusing on intellectual pursuits post-eclipse, may find themselves drawn to philosophical inquiries. With CERN’s activities affecting other dimensions, engage in open-minded discussions to explore the implications. Seek harmony amidst differing viewpoints.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21):

Post-eclipse, Scorpio’s focus sharpens on financial matters, but with CERN’s experiments potentially causing disruptions, caution is advised. Maintain a strategic approach to investments and prioritize stability amidst uncertainty in the financial landscape.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21):

Sagittarius, post-eclipse, embraces personal growth and adventure, but with CERN’s experiments possibly altering realities, be mindful of your spiritual journey. Stay open to new experiences while grounding yourself in your beliefs and values.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19):

Post-eclipse, Capricorn’s attention turns to social connections and professional ambitions. With CERN’s activities potentially impacting other dimensions, collaborate with others to navigate challenges and seize opportunities for growth.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18):

Post-eclipse, Aquarius may find themselves driven by career aspirations, but with CERN’s experiments potentially opening portals, remain adaptable in your professional pursuits. Embrace innovation while staying true to your principles.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20):

Post-eclipse, Pisces focuses on spiritual and emotional healing, but with CERN’s experiments potentially affecting realities, inner peace becomes paramount. Connect with your intuition and embrace the unknown with a sense of serenity and acceptance.

Author: Hanny Playa

Lover of all things music. Seeker of the highest frequency. When I’m not writing or attending concerts I’m marching to the beat of a different drum.